17 March 2008

你曾經相信嗎!

係我地仲係小朋友既時候,你有無比最信任既屋企人或者朋友仔,用以下既說話呃過呢!

- 再喊叫警察叔叔拉你 (真係驚架)
Policeman

- 聖誕老人會放份禮物係床頭架 (後來先知係爺爺扮)

Santa
- 裝人沖涼會生眼挑針(以為係真)
Embarrassing Bubbles
- 吞左香口膠會黐住D腸 (信左好耐)

Girl With Gum
- 榕樹根有人吊頸 (唔敢經過,夜晚唔敢望)
Ghost

- 有個電話號碼,夜晚12點打去可以接通地府 (有試過,不過接唔通)
- 唔好玩橡筋呀,橡筋會吸血架 (真係信架)
- 你係石頭爆出黎架 (半信半疑)
- 唔食蔥唔怪得知你咁蠢啦 (阿媽成日話)

- 講大話會甩大牙
- 食左橙核會頭頂生橙樹
- 食唔清 D 飯會嫁個豆皮老公
- 你再咁曳等丫鴉捉左你


雖然自己唔鍾意比人呃,不過有時我都會同小朋友玩下架! (可能細個比人呃得多,所以心理唔平衡!!!哈哈)

3 comments:

Unknown said...

咁大個左,d人又會講咩呃人呢?>.<

Anonymous said...

One more, don't point to the moon, otherwise, it will come down and cut your ear at night. Hahaaaa

Bon ^v^ said...

Oh really!! Haha....have u told Isaac & Ian ??